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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” – Napoleon Bonaparte;

“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.” – John Lennon;

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” – James Dean;

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein;

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein;

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” – Albert Einstein;

“People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.” – Unknown;

“If I’d asked people what they wanted, they would have asked for a better horse.” – Henry Ford;

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” – Steven Wright;

“Abstinentas – žmogus su patologiškai silpna fantazija – jis negali sugalvoti progos išgerti.”;

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin;

“You know you’ve achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing more to take away.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry;

“In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not.” – Yoggi Berra;

“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.” – Niels Bohr;

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.” -Steve Jobs;

“You know, they say three species disappear off the planet everyday. You wonder how many new ones are being created,” – Agent Mulder;

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying. – Anonymous;

Darbas

“Better train people and risk they leave – than do nothing and risk they stay.” – Unknown;

“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.” – James Goldsmith;

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – The Joker;

Programming/computers

“Now I’m a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.” – Martin Fowler;

“It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.” - Hofstadter’s Law

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning”. – Rich Cook;

“I want to improve the world, but God wouldn’t give me the source code.” – Unknown;

“A documented bug is not a bug, it is a feature.” – Unknown;

“I have a deal with God. I don’t do miracles, and He doesn’t program.” – Unknown;

“A programmer is a device that converts caffeine into error messages.” – Unknown;

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” – Rick Osborne;

“Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.” – Bill Gates;

“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” – E. W. Dijkstra;

“I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.” – Bjarne Stroustrup;

“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who can read binary and those who cannot.” – Unknown;

“Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.” -  Unknown;

“Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray” – Unknown;

“If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilisation.” – Gerald Weinberg;

“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” – Christopher Thompson

Linux
“Linux is only free if your time has no value.” – Jamie Zawinski