keli geri geekiški posakiai:

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
2. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
3. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 a l1f3 – tee shirt
6. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly – T-Shirt
7. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Unknown
8. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. – Unknown
9. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code  Unknown
10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. – Unknown

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